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 Real Quotes from Students of English
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Priceless Quotes - 2004
Innocent Quotes
Priceless Quote:
"Would you please pass away?"
Intended Meaning:
"Would you please pass out these papers?"
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Priceless Quote:
"Don't forget to milk the cat before you leave."
Intended Meaning:
"Don't forget to give milk to the cat."
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Priceless Quote:
"Will the salami be coming to our country?"
Intended Meaning:
"Will the tsunami be coming to our country?"
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Priceless Quote:
"I'm tired. I moved my house over the weekend."
Intended Meaning:
"I'm tired. I moved into a new house over the weekend."
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Priceless Quote:
"She contacted her eye to make it blue."
Intended Meaning:
"She wears blue contact lenses."
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"Can I drop on you next week?"
Intended Meaning:
"Can I drop in on you next week?"
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Priceless Quote:
"Please say "Hell" to Ikuko when you see her."
Intended Meaning:
"Please say "Hello" to Ikuko when you see her."
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Priceless Quote:
"He likes cooking his wife for dinner."
Intended Meaning:
"He likes cooking dinner for his wife."
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"I enjoyed tripping all around Hawaii."
Intended Meaning:
"I enjoyed traveling all around Hawaii."
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Not So Innocent Quotes
Priceless Quote:
"My older brother always wakes up in his crack at dawn."
Intended Meaning:
"My older brother always wakes up at the crack of dawn."
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Priceless Quote:
"I want to thank you from my bottom."
Intended Meaning:
"I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart."
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Priceless Quote:
"We tried beating off the mosquitoes, but they kept coming and coming."
Intended Meaning:
"We tried beating away the mosquitoes, but they wouldn't go away."
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Priceless Quote:
"I want to marry a man who is kind, rich and long."
Intended Meaning:
"I want to marry a man who is kind, rich and tall."
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Priceless Quote:
"I tried looking up your anus, but I couldn't find it."
Intended Meaning:
"I tried looking up Uranus, but I couldn't find it in the dictionary."
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Priceless Quote:
"Can I borrow you for a few days?"
Intended Meaning:
"Can I borrow something of yours for a few days?"
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Priceless Quote:
"How long are you in the morning?"
Intended Meaning:
"How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?"
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Priceless Quote:
"I wish I could have a piece everywhere in the world."
Intended Meaning:
"I wish there were peace everywhere in the world."
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Priceless Quote:
"The bus stop is in my behind."
Intended Meaning:
"The bus stop is behind me."
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Priceless Quote:
"I enjoy breast stroking 2 or 3 times a week."
Intended Meaning:
"I swim the breast stroke 2 or 3 times a week."
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