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 Real Quotes from Students of English
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Priceless Quotes - 2003
Innocent Quotes
Priceless Quote:
"Just sit down and rust."
Intended Meaning:
"Just sit down and rest."
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Priceless Quote:
"Because I saw a bear on the side of the mountain, I pleasured it."
Intended Meaning:
"I took pleasure in seeing a bear on the side of the mountain."
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Priceless Quote:
"She's the best cook I've ever eaten."
Intended Meaning:
"Her cooking is the best I've ever eaten."
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Priceless Quote:
"I talk, she talk, why you middle middle talk?"
Intended Meaning:
"She and I are talking, why are you interupting us?"
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Priceless Quote:
"I live in a two-bedroomed flat with a big chicken."
Intended Meaning:
"I live in a two-bedroomed flat with a big kitchen."
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Priceless Quote:
"My birthday is July twenty tooth."
Intended Meaning:
"My birthday is July twenty second."
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Priceless Quote:
"I tripped throughout Canada."
Intended Meaning:
"I took a trip throughout Canada." -OR-
"I travelled throughout Canada."
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Priceless Quote:
"I always wash my toots."
Intended Meaning:
I always brush my teeth.
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Not So Innocent Quotes
Priceless Quote:
"When I heard that she was safe, I relieved myself in front of the TV."
Intended Meaning:
"When I heard that she was safe, I was relieved and sat down in front of the TV."
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Priceless Quote:
"I asked him to feel me up at the station."
Intended Meaning:
"I asked him to fill up my tank at the station."
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Priceless Quote:
"In the morning I come slowly to myself."
Intended Meaning:
"In the morning I come to slowly. " (i.e., I wake up slowly.)
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Priceless Quote:
"I had sliced dick for dinner last night."
Intended Meaning:
"I had slices of duck breast for dinner last night."
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Priceless Quote:
"I made my husband hard, shoveling snow."
Intended Meaning:
"I made my husband shovel the snow. It was difficult."
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Priceless Quote:
"I have to use my brother's computer, but he's always playing with himself."
Intended Meaning:
"I have to use my brother's computer, but he's always playing on it by himself."
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Priceless Quote:
"Please put my thing up yours."
Intended Meaning:
"Please put my things up there next to yours."
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